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Monday, November 14, 2005

10 Reasons Gay Marriage is Wrong

Concord Monitor
November 11, 2005
Letters To The Editor

Ten reasons gay marriage is wrong:

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans reject unnatural things, like eyeglasses, yoga and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, just as hanging around with tall people makes you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to crazy behaviors. People may wish to marry their pets or listen to Celine Dion.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all. Women are still property, blacks can't marry whites and divorce is illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed. The sanctity of Britney Spears's 55-hour marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriage is valid because it produces children. Gay couples, infertile couples and old people should not marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents raise only straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and female role model at home. That's why our society forbids single parents to raise children.

10. We could never adapt to new social norms. Just as we haven't adapted to cars, fast food restaurants or the internet.

GARY BULLOCK
CANTERBURY

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