Are We Living in Brazil?

An enemy that doesn't really exist, or maybe we created him; Suicide bombers threatening us but with no real purpose (they hate our freedoms); Fifty foot Samurai kidnapped your dream girlfriend and cut off your wings with a Wushu sword... ok, maybe not yet, but close.

President Bush must be a big Terry Gilliam fan, right? Inept and corrupt ministry of information. Surrounding himself by midgets for comic relief. Spending his whole life mistaking himself for the messiah. What's next? Releasing a government created virus that kills 99% of human life so we have to place all our future hopes on Bruce Willis?

We can't bring those troops home yet. We're still attracting the crazed kill-hungry teenagers and the poor minorities with no other "purpose" in society. As soon as we weed out the people in the military and the people that want (or have) to be in the military, we will save a whole lot of defense money (their 15K to 20K a year salaries). We can give that money to the defense contractors to build robots. We need more deaths to make the military unattractive except to those guys that like to torture/bomb brown people.

Secret prisons? Cruel and fairly usual punishment? Creating false intelligence to kill between 100,000 and 200,000 Islamo-fascists. Lying about it and committing treason in a petty act of revenge against a whistle-blower. Don't worry Scooter! You just have to time your conviction for the controversial end of term pardons. If they can choreograph the Tom DeLay and Bill Frist convictions to coincide, it could be a hat trick. Since the cronies are installed in the Supreme Court, just appeal until the bribe sticks, but they have to keep abortion legal or there's no crusade to attract the crazy fundamentalists to this wicked cause.

We're rotting from the inside.