Political Ravings of a Certifiable Card-Carrying Liberaltic

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Trump Villain Quotes

It's better to categorize these Trump quotes in terms of villain qualities:

  • Lying - I don't know anything about David Duke.
  • Denying - I didn't incite any violence. I don't like violence. I don't incite it.
  • Bigoted - Mexicans are bringing drugs and crime. They're rapists and I assume some are good people.
  • Racist - Our African-American president hasn't had a positive impact on the thugs destroying Baltimore.
  • Shaming - Go home to mommy!
  • Sexist - It doesn't matter what the media says as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass.
  • Abusive - I'd look at Rosie's fat ugly face and say, "You're fired!"
  • Delusional - The concept of global warming was created by the Chinese to kill U.S. manufacturing.
  • Predatory - Beautiful, famous, successful, married… I’ve had them all.
  • Patronizing - I love the poorly educated.
  • Seductive - When I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world, I would say to myself, “Can you believe what I’m getting?"
  • Vengeful - You have to take out the terrorists' families. They don’t care about their own lives, but they love their families.
  • Ugly - (voicemail) It's true you have better hair than me, but I get more p****!
  • Arrogant - The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.
  • Controlling - If you can't get rich dealing with politicians, there's something wrong with you.
  • Disrespectful - The U.S. leaders will invite El Chapo to become a citizen because they can't say "no".
  • Retaliatory - I never attacked him on his looks and there’s plenty to work with there.
  • Judgmental - I’ve never seen a thin person drink a diet coke.
  • Covert Intimidator -  
  • Paranoid - I will build a great wall and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. 
  • Greedy - You can never be too greedy. 
  • Vulgar - Listen you m*** f***, we're gonna tax you 25 percent. 
  • Hypocritical - I invest and hire from overseas because I have to, but it's bad and I shouldn't be allowed to do it. 
  • Secretive - I don't have to release my tax returns. 
  • Disgusting - He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. 
  • Playing the victim - I had to cancel the rally because of the angry mob that were attacking my supporters. 
  • Embarrassing - I know words. I have the best words. 
  • Evil - If Ivanka weren't my daughter, I'd probably be dating her. 
  • Blaming - It's Bernie's people causing the violence. Bernie is sending these angry people over. 
  • Violent - I'd like to punch him in the face. In the good old days he'd have been taken out of here on a stretcher.